A recent CNN headline ran "Authorities kill bear that mauled man at Yellowstone." Representative media of the Greater Grizzly Council ran this counter ad: "Man causes Trevor to maul him at Yellowstone." When asked the whereabouts of the felon bear in question, the elected council had this to say, "Trevor is hibernating indefinitely." (Because he's a fuckin' bear).
That last part was not said aloud, because it's mostly understood.